Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021

eat da booty

When one indulges in licking and/or orally stimulating the anus

Damn bro.... I'd like to eat da booty of dat bitch!

by Drummer757 November 15, 2015

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.

They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.

by Mr_Map February 1, 2018

eat the nasty stuff

eat it! it’s poop, it’s shit, just please eat the nasty stuff.

drew: “hey ryan! please could you do a favour?”

ryan: “of course bud! what?”

drew: “EAT THE NASTY STUFF!! you cheated with my girlfriend get f*cked!”

by ieatcheetoss December 29, 2020

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017