A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
Get the dry hump wednesdaymug. The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.
Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021
Get the Dry-rottedmug. by FriendlyneighborhoodCarpenter September 19, 2022
Get the Dry-Ceilingmug. 
I was so sick from all those cosmos i dry shuked all night.
From the word shuke:
The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously.
example, to shuke...
Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.
From the word shuke:
The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously.
example, to shuke...
Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.
by roxiedmc May 2, 2011
Get the dry shukemug. when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.
Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”
by GreatBanner16 December 18, 2023
Get the dry throatmug. Dry fight is what your girlfriend does when she really doesn't have any reason to fight and there is no winner or resolve. Because there was never an issue. She just wanted to fight just to fight.
Man I can't even get my dick hard around this bitch. All she wants to do is dry fight and the shit ain't cool.
by Scrilla Don't Lie May 31, 2019
Get the dry fightmug.