douche pancake

the highest level of douche possible...ever

Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!

Miss T: I know,right?

by Josh is my name February 4, 2010

douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

douche shit

a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

you douche!!

douche shit!!

by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007

Douche Knuckle

A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

SHUT UP DOUCHE KNUCKLE

by paigiesaurpandemic September 10, 2010

Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 7, 2009

douche

1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.

Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"

Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."

by Anti-Lauren Barnes July 21, 2008

food douche

1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.

Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.

by Jealousyks August 27, 2009