Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the crotch jawmug. by meghatter August 29, 2017
Get the crotch feedingmug. A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
Get the wet crotch defensemug. by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019
Get the Crotch Cropmug. When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.
by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021
Get the Crotch Cornmug. by Pandastic July 7, 2018
Get the crotch romancemug.