clit cookie

An insult towards a male OR female.

"Don't be such a clit cookie, Marco."

by Kore December 19, 2003

cookie monster

slang for one's vagina

I ain't givin' up my cookie monster to that ugly bastard.

by Alexie March 27, 2003

Sugar Cookie

When a girl is blowing you on the beach, you jizz all over her face and then slam her face into the sand. When she sits up she looks like a sugar cookie.

I gave that bitch a sugar cookie.

by Mougl April 25, 2016

space cookie

a person who takes an extacy pill and a viagra pill at the same time

Check out that space cookie. His dick is as hard as a rock and he's fucked up!

by me April 27, 2003

creamy cookie

Not an actual cookie, but code for vagina. Is generally used to describe a hot girl, or a girl in which you would like to mate with.

guy1 - "hey bob check out that creamy cookie!"

guy2 - "I would love to get a piece of that creamy cookie."

by scuba yetty March 09, 2009

Abortion Cookie

a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion

-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.

by Sultar July 19, 2011

milk and cookies

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.

"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"

by Brother Wumbo December 16, 2019