"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025
Get the Brandon Christopher Horthmug. - A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
Get the Brandon Shademug. Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023
Get the brandonmug.