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Wing Blocked

An act of sabotage perpetrated by one's own wing man when a situation does not benefit said wing man.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Ted last night? He tried picking up on some foreign girls but his attempt was cut short after his wing man was rejected by them and subsequently decided to bail, he totally was wing blocked. So sad.
by catsarefromgardena December 10, 2009
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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(
Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .
by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010
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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017
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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
mugGet the block that puntmug.

block-a-rino

Someone who blocks someone else on a website for no reason either because they`re an SJW and/or they can`t take criticism
1. In the Daft Pina video, CypherDen Review (feat.Cypher Den) he calls the YouTuber Tabbes a block-a-rino .
2. The YouTuber Spechie is also a block-a-rino.
by Snooty mc shoot face June 14, 2018
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