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Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
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Someone who takes on the smell of the food they eat
Jesus Tim, you go out to that new Chinese restaurant and come back smelling like a beanbog!
beanbog by Dolphin773 May 6, 2020

Banshee dust 

A street name for methylphenidate, a commonly prescribed drug used to treat ADD/ADHD.
“It wasn’t coke was it?”
“ nah bro, banshee dust
Banshee dust by Nihil Pizza June 17, 2020

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.
That damn nigger is a bean nut.
Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020
The action of packing your ladies/lads turd cutter with high quality baked beans, following with vigorous penis penetration to fill her/him up with da beans.
Me and my lady had Beanal last night. She loves when I stuff here leather cheerio with beans.
Beanal by DasDude323 January 5, 2021

Widgey Bean 

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived
Will was such a widgey bean!
Widgey Bean by pastiehen April 23, 2011

Mexican Bean Bag Toss 

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!