April 17

National fuck your friends day

April 17 is the one one day you can fuck your friend and it’s not weird

by Http Shamena April 16, 2022

April 16

Nation grab boobs and boys ass day only those choices

Its april 16 lets turn up bitch and grab boobs and boys ass

by Pickypickypicle April 15, 2019

April 10

National give a naomi anything day

Naomi:I want this

Person 1: ok? I’m not getting you it
Person 2: WAIT ITS APRIL 10th aka April NATIONAL GET A NAOMI ANYTHING DAY
Person 1: OH NO

by Naomilikesfrezzies January 28, 2021

april 17

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby

hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?

by hahaimhorny April 16, 2020

April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)

"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"

by Got2bhairspray April 23, 2021

April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.

Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!

by Gabriëlglasses13 April 2, 2020

April 30

April 30 is national ERP day on the internet. It is usual on April 30 that you will see alot of ERP online. Even maybe Twitter friends may ERP with you.

Person : It's April 30th, I wanna ERP.
Person : Ok man let's ERP.

Rest of this is redacted.

by Ic3bro April 26, 2020