coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017

big poop

Jordan Cooper; in other words his real name.

BP, Big, Big Poop.

boy: "Hey BP , howd you do on that history test?"

Jordan Cooper: why the fu*k is my nickname a piece of shit???

boy: not my problem that s YOUR name......

by the Anii Man February 7, 2017

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012

College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012

poop pot

A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.

see also Andrew Geraci

Andrew Geraci, you are a poop pot.

by klo103 February 22, 2011

street poop

The end result of Indian food.

"In India, baby curry hopes to one day grow up to be street poop."

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011