turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 09, 2017

Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy

Turkey is the best thing ever

What do you mean

TURKEY DAY

by Typicalxbbyyy May 03, 2020

Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)

"Hey happy turkey day!"

by lexivolm November 28, 2019

Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.

Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.

by zoostory April 26, 2011

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt May 29, 2018

Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Turkey whipped

When one naws on hemorrhoids and or licks up dingleberries.

Hell nah man you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024