Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"
by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014
Get the Pooping at Target mug.When you die you shit yourself , as one final fuck you to the world and all your enemies inhabiting it.
An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.
An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.
by NotTimothyDalton September 1, 2016
Get the Revenge Poop mug.When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.
by Coil poops February 14, 2017
Get the coil poops mug.by LBPGH April 7, 2008
Get the EXPLODE-A-POOP mug.When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.
Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012
Get the College Poop mug.A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.
see also Andrew Geraci
see also Andrew Geraci
by klo103 February 22, 2011
Get the poop pot mug.Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011
Get the Poop Fart mug.