criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3

i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.

by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009

Noah

Noah is ugly and has a tiny dick he looks like some uncooked ramen noodles with that ugly hair

Youre a Noah because your dick is small

by RomieDaHomie February 21, 2019

Noah

noah is a boy with short man syndrome. he is sexualy attracted to short asian girls and is very salty. He is a short dumbass who thinks fortnite is the ultimate game. Fortnite is his religious background

Hey why are you such a noah?

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022

Noah

Noah Like Maddie I hope maddie married me now

Noah Fool Like Ass

by Denia7182726 November 11, 2020

Noah

People named noah are the sexiest people alive. They pull baddies and get head everday.

Noah is noah.

by Omgg.papi November 21, 2021

Noah

No one cares.

wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah

by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020

noah ranger

Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up

Wow, Jordan just screwed up scoring on our own net, what a Noah Ranger

by Nick_Hockey09 November 18, 2016