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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue Whilst Working Hhard At The Same Time<.7.9.7.6.>
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work oshuck

phrase: 1) referring to a pot smoking session 2) code word for illicit drug use 3) see safety meeting
"Lets take a quick break and work oschuck, yadig?"
"What you up to this weekend" "Finals this week, I'll be at home studying and workin oshuck"

What you do all day? work oshuck
by CATNYP January 30, 2009
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Working Classhole

Short for working class asshole. People who think they are better than welfare bums because they work for a living. These creatures work 80 hours a week for their entire lives to have a fraction of what a welfare bum can make sitting around doing nothing. They then proceed to complain about the welfare system and talk about how they are so much better than welfare recipients.
Joe- Swipes EBT card for $400 worth of steak at Whole Foods
Working classhole(Karen)- You piece of shit welfare bum those are my tax dollars.
by Just SwipeMyEBT November 26, 2021
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Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?
This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again
by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024
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the work

Clappin A Girls Cheekssex
“She wanted the work so i gave it to her”
by Deeeejaayyyyy June 21, 2018
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