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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
mugGet the shop goatmug.

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.
Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts
by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023
mugGet the Goat Catmug.

The goat

The goat player lives and has grown up in woodhaven
by Jaelynn hoenicke December 3, 2021
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
mugGet the communist goatmug.

Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018
mugGet the Goat Tissuemug.

My goat

The description of the goat of all of Futbol.

Another person considered my goat is the great Drew.
Have you seen my goat?
Oh are you talking abt Cristiano Ronaldo?
by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023
mugGet the My goatmug.

GOAT

Greatest Of All Times, a phrase to describe a legend or an icon
by Keeping up with GenZ March 5, 2022
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