Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
by Smashed smashed May 18, 2018
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Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."
by Smashed smashed May 18, 2018
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Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017
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dashing smashing

the phrase used to determine something of great value, something of great attractiveness. Also can be used to just define something that looks the awesome.
Wow that was such the dashing smashing dance move man
by dash on the smash with cash January 17, 2018
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solar smash

A game where you can destroy Earth and other planets when you’re feeling like you hate the world and all the people that inhabit it
I just got cheated on, I better go play some Solar Smash to make sure I never see him again, peace!
by Just_hate_twowrlds October 09, 2022
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Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.
"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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smash bros bruise

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise
by The only pug July 17, 2021
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