Sharked 'em

"Sharked them" is a term used when you use the shark emote on facebook chat.

(^^^)
Sharked 'em!

by SGAWTTRMAIMOR March 17, 2010

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

shackswitch

Verb. (1) to compel someone who is currently in a relationship to date you instead (2) to change your dating partner

Noun. (2) an external compulsion to switch one's current dating partner that may or may not be brought on by a shackwrecker. (3) the act itself

Other forms...shackswitching, shackswitched

Although Joanna was dating Craig at the time, Joseph convinced her to make a shackswitch.

by Ambina D'Bidanza May 9, 2011

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

sharkface

A person or animal with an unattractive appearance. With features such as a humongous nose, slanted or wide eyes and crooked teeth.

John: Did you see that chick's appearance?
Jane: Yeah, she had snaggleteeth and huge schnoz, she's a total sharkface!

by midnightvixen May 24, 2014

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.

"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."

by sylvainIce March 3, 2014