Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

second down

when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).

Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.

Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.

by the one of one September 14, 2025

cum in 40 seconds

this game will make you cum in 40 seconds, just click to play.

stop fucking telling me to play this game. I dont want to cum in 40 seconds

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

second great-great-cousin-nibling

Second cousin's great-grandchild.

My second great-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

second-cousin-thrice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023