joe: hi man
jeff: yo man was up
joe: nothing:(
jeff: whats wrong
joe:im sad
jeff: u dropped the soap
joe: better should pick it up
jeff: OH YEAHHH
jeff: yo man was up
joe: nothing:(
jeff: whats wrong
joe:im sad
jeff: u dropped the soap
joe: better should pick it up
jeff: OH YEAHHH
by sad696969696969696969696969420 March 1, 2022
Get the sad mug.The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022
Get the Sad boy season mug.A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.
-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.
-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.
-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
Get the How To Never Stop Being Sad mug.by kasperjazzper November 19, 2025
Get the sad juice mug.When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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