National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Put em in a peach

A term used when attempting to impeach a president.

President: *does something bad*

The people: “Put em in a peach!”

by Joe lettuce January 12, 2020

pull and put

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.

Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro

by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

put bta

put bta means your about to put belt to that ass meaning your about to beat somebody's ass.

ouuuu jaz about to put bta on lyrik

by mwah_noman March 16, 2024

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018