When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.
Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
by Poopey wieners December 18, 2012
A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.
see also Andrew Geraci
see also Andrew Geraci
by klo103 February 03, 2011
When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.
Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
by 4TheTheTheThes January 03, 2012
by KiggerNike June 15, 2023
by shelbatr0n June 10, 2010
When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.
"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"
by Urban Dickshun September 14, 2015
Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.
I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.
by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011