Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.
Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1
Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1
Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.
by www.coldpee.com August 13, 2013
Look at this dumb nigga Alains pee
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by Veuxdeux June 27, 2023
This term is always mispronounced, and mis-spelled as "puppy."
But with a new baby dog in the house it is clear that the adorable very good boy is 100% poop and pee.
But with a new baby dog in the house it is clear that the adorable very good boy is 100% poop and pee.
How many floor diapers, I mean puppy pads, I mean poop-pee pads did you go through yesterday?
What's the name of your super adorable poop-pee?
What's the name of your super adorable poop-pee?
by NeologianPJG March 08, 2022
Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022