just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024

Get put make

Get the fuck over here right now

Get put make i am dying

by CrInGe. Exe November 16, 2021

put the seat down

Close your trap

You need to put the seat down

by YehYeh17 October 03, 2015

Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble

Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.

by EmJayee April 20, 2020

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer November 17, 2015

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013