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mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass
Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
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The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
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math

M ath
A buse
T o
H umans
I hate math
by grumpygrandma37 December 5, 2018
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Hegarty Maths

Hegarty Maths. The website that maths teachers think is perfectly safe to set maths homework on but actually melts your brain and robs you of all your will to live. Especially when you get set set ALGEBRA and you have to watch the videos....

See also:
Hegarty depression
Mr Hegarty
Collin Hegarty
Guy 1- "Hey dude, you ok?"
Guy 2- "Nah, I got set homework on Hegarty Maths"

Guy 1- "Have you lost your will to live? Has your brain melted."
Guy 2- "I feel like it."
Guy 1- "Great! We can be brainless together!"
by I'm just a person living life December 12, 2021
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Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.
"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."
by slingslong September 10, 2011
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math

The most boring thing in the world the acronym is m.a.t.h mental abuse to humans. So true.
No help me not math! Made be nico charlon
by pseudonym hc October 23, 2017
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