noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

noob

A person who plays video-games and is awfully bad at it.

person 1 (while playing): Hey, give me jump over me so you can climb that box
person 2: I can't do that. It isn't happening.
person 1: well, thats because you are a NOOB. (laughs)

by undefined123 March 7, 2013

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Noob

Anyone without 200+ bones sitting in a back pack.

Fistan is a noob!

by Acklay May 31, 2013

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Noob

adj: a word used to describe someone who behaves idiotically or stupidly; lic's word.

Gabby: *acts idiotically eg. asks how many continents there are*
Lic: Gabby you're such a stupid noob

by GabbyHemmings December 24, 2014

Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 14, 2015