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Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
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Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021
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The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
hamilton wrote most the federalist papers
by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023
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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
by pedro seguro April 22, 2019
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tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors
by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016
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Brown paper

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)
Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”
by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023
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