Fasturbate

When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.

I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.

by Sir Robin the Magnificent May 9, 2025

Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

by Old Phardt February 8, 2023