Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

pulled a lindon

when you do something an annoying lindoning person would do or if a tasteless, unfunny cunt is ended or dragged

BriarGuy: I took a shit so big I clogged the toilet
Dicki: OMG you pulled a lindon

by StupidlySexyBriarGuy May 10, 2025

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and To Landon

You should always Live, Laugh, Landon

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024

Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and always, Landon

You should always Live, Laugh, Landon

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024