A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.
Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
by Makesfunofpeople July 31, 2021
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The man has a super tight ass and has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Logan has the ability make any woman's jaw drop at the sight of his cock.
Some say Logan has a super power as he has the ability of being a master in bed and will make any girl cum!
This man will make any girl feel like a princess
Betty: Look at Logan over there, I think that I may cum in my pants right now!
Sally: Hey he is my boyfriend, only I get to cum at the sight of him
Sally: Hey he is my boyfriend, only I get to cum at the sight of him
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"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
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