i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him

by wxvy ds February 20, 2019

I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

i'm just talking out my ass

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"

Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass

by Jose Boro February 2, 2017

i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

I honestly have no clue.

Quarantine be like: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008