Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.

“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”

by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025

Jizz Boss

Denzel Curry

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry

by the guacamole man August 11, 2020

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017

jizz addict

A slang phrase describing someone who jokingly claims to be "addicted" to sexual release cum. It's often used in memes. online banter or exaggerated self-descriptions to sound provocative or funny. In most cases, it's not meant literally - it reflects someone who talks about or jokes about sex more than usual or someone who finds the topic entertaining in a comedic way,

'Bro, you need to chill with those jokes - you're turning into a tota jizz addict."

by AnnyomousCat28 November 4, 2025

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 May 6, 2014

Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020