by jaeorny October 15, 2019
Get the january 8thmug. the act of going the whole month of january without watching jake paul videos or mentioning his name. chances of getting a girlfriend increase by 60%
“hey, did you watch jake paul’s video last night?”
“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”
“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”
by sharquitawilliams December 30, 2018
Get the no jake paul januarymug. Mans greatest birthday in this era, including holy Thursday for some. It completes the three 7 day period that starts on Christmas 24 and continues 7 days later to New Year’s Day, then it goes til January 7 til the 8th.
by MrRJtheman November 8, 2019
Get the January 7, 1965mug. Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)
You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING
You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..
Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING
You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..
Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
by stevenuniverse621 November 15, 2019
Get the January 1st, 2020mug. by A Stupid Girl November 25, 2019
Get the january 22, 2007mug. "JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.
If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.
Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.
Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.
by Voodazel November 5, 2018
Get the JJJ - Jiggly Junk Januarymug. This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
by Alpakqua November 7, 2019
Get the Jolly Jack January (JJJ)mug.