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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)
by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019
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Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
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You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!
Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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Jacob is very confused on who he is, he is very careing sweet and kind. But may not know how to make you feel better is tuff situations, he is into music, and is kinda a loner or shy
Look at Jacob

He looks emo
by Thatpussyeaterrep March 24, 2019
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Knows jack shit about star wars.
Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."
by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019
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Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
by HumbleZung March 28, 2019
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