She must be on her period

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.

Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

by Iminclassrightnow June 4, 2018

Look at the state of her fanny

Look 👀 at the state 🇨🇱 of her👧 Fanny 🐱 It smells 👃 like poo 💩 and it’s fucking 😡 saggy

“Look at the state of her Fanny”

by YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN June 26, 2021

bust her water balloon

To make a girl squirt.

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.

by 2014_chiguy April 21, 2007

fucked her right in the pussy

Fucked her right in the pussy

Fucked her right in the pussy

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

That's what I told her

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".

Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"

by cusenerd October 22, 2011

bless her from behind

Doing a girl from behind, Doggystyle, face down ass up
Used mostly by men to describe how lucky the girl is to get their cock
Urban origin

Damn look at that phat ass in those jeans I think she needs me to bless her from behind
Dude that girl over there wants you to bless her from behind

by Bigbosscock6 February 19, 2017