Hair Guy

A guy who is in love with his fried head

Hey look at hair guy over there... definitely gets all the bitches *sarcastically*.

by Hair guy69 March 8, 2020

hair balls

A general term for untrained people willing to cut their own hair without regard for the outcome.

Barb got tired of her bangs being so long so she trimmed them in the mirror with a disposable razor. She's got hair balls!

by IowagirlBAM November 1, 2009

hair band

Hard rock music groups, whose popularity crested in the late 80's, and whose defining look was overwhelmingly big, long, or bushy hair. Their music is sometimes referred to as monster rock. Coincides with White Trash, Monster Truck Rallys, Nascar, Midwest, Rural.

warrant
motley crue

by philly Pfeif July 14, 2004

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003

Peepee Hairs

A retarded, idiotic, but adventerous person. Can't make up own mind

Listen hear Peepee Hairs (Talking to Tyler)

by TheOriginalPeep October 16, 2009

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

hair cut

what one does to hairs on head before begining a mating ritual.

ya see this? this is my new freaking hair cut.
you know what that means?
i'm gonna get some freaking pussy.

by wonderduck54 June 24, 2009