by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Estoy cenando con Luis. (I'm having dinner with Luis.)
Quien es Luis? (Who is Luis?)
El Tequileño. (The guy from Tequila.)
Quien es Luis? (Who is Luis?)
El Tequileño. (The guy from Tequila.)
The best damn tequila to bless your taste buds. This beautiful tequila is a creator of good times, the catalyst of long-lasting memories, and the go-to spirit for those seeking a little more fun in their lives.
Sarah: Fancy a margarita?
Jim: Always, but let's Teq' it to the next level!
Sarah: Margarita made with El Tequileño Blanco coming right up.
Jim: Always, but let's Teq' it to the next level!
Sarah: Margarita made with El Tequileño Blanco coming right up.
by SassyJester November 24, 2021
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 14, 2025
The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 11, 2025
Imane ek bakkali a virus that originated in morroco and speaks dirty arab. The symptons are saying the n-word , being racist , destroying brussel, saying ewa zebe and thinking she is funny. You can kill the virus by sending it back to morocco with the boat. If the virus gets papers it wil stay forever.
by Imane el bakkali February 13, 2023