Dinglechode

An annoying male who hangs around for an extended period of time.

"I got out of class and Ryan was following me the whole day!"
"Man, he's such a dinglechode, he should figure his shit out."
"Yeah he should."

by Bunnmeister March 19, 2009

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

dingledongdoorknocker

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

dinglehaven

1)A person of below average intelligence that looks the way, they act. Usually this person has buck teeth and bug eyes. They will make bad judgment calls 23 hours a day and will make you so mad that you will flip your lid anytime your around them.

Our waiter was such a dinglehaven that he forgot to bring our drinks to us and when he did, he tripped over nothing and fell into a table corner killing him instantly.

by Thedyn October 4, 2009

Dingledouche

Dingledouche. Plain and Simple.

G: Yo, look at that dingledouche over there.
F: I know. He's a dingledouche, Plain and Simple.

by Josh Goochie 318 July 19, 2010

Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor

Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."

by PatH93 December 10, 2011

Dingphobia

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.

My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!

by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011