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Donald J. Trump 

A generally orange 73 year old that tends to wear a blue suit with a red tie claiming he will ‘make America great again’ although the only reason it isn’t great is him. He is also a racist cunt who doesn’t like Mexicans and built a boarder so they can’t get into the USA
Fred: yo who’s that dickhead with the orange face and pineapple hair over there
Frank: oh that dude? That’s Donald J. Trump
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Donald J. Trump 

An Oompa Loompa with Gigantism and a superiority complex that plays golf more than it does it's job

Donald J. Trump 

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.
Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump 

A racist republican who has an obsession with bragging about how fucking rich he is, building walls, banning Muslums, deporting Mexicans, trash talking Hilary Clinton, and starting WW3. Even the other republicans hate him.
Donald Trump is like Kim Jong-Un, he doesn't take shits because all the shit comes from his mouth.
Donald Trump by JustSayinBro April 18, 2016

Donatello 

Donatello is the sovereign deity of the jungle continent Yssam, near the carebear lands of Agon. He imposes his presence on the city of Talpec as a mountain shaped like a turtles head.
He requires blood sacrifices for him to manifest his power through his followers. His future plan is to conquer all of the known lands.
I sacrificed a mount and a friend to Donatello so he´d help me smite the terror of doom in the hearts of the infidels.
Donatello by Humble priest April 23, 2009

Ridin Donald Ducks 

One who has 24 inch rims on his/hers ride.
Yo yall see JP Ridin Donald Ducks!!

I'm Ridin Donald Ducks, and it's gettin me bitches!