cummed up

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

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Cum cloud

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!

Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!

by MK9903 April 14, 2012

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Cum balls

are hacked up by whores if they have swallowed to much cum, can be seen on southpark when Paris Hilton coughs up cum balls,

After swallowing too much cum Lisa hacked-up cum balls.

by J Lackey August 31, 2006

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cumming game

This is a sport where two participants sit or stand, facing each other. This can be between two men, women or of members of the opposite sex. It works best if you are sexually atttracted to the other player. Without touching yourself i.e your hands must be either at your side or on your knees but not moving, your must achieve an orgasm before the other player. This game maybe adapted to have more than two players.

Rick: hey what did you get up to last night!
John: I played the cumming game with sarah. I won

by tobeornottobe July 28, 2010

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