cookie monster

slang for one's vagina

I ain't givin' up my cookie monster to that ugly bastard.

by Alexie March 26, 2003

Sugar Cookie

When a girl is blowing you on the beach, you jizz all over her face and then slam her face into the sand. When she sits up she looks like a sugar cookie.

I gave that bitch a sugar cookie.

by Mougl May 29, 2016

space cookie

a person who takes an extacy pill and a viagra pill at the same time

Check out that space cookie. His dick is as hard as a rock and he's fucked up!

by me April 27, 2003

creamy cookie

Not an actual cookie, but code for vagina. Is generally used to describe a hot girl, or a girl in which you would like to mate with.

guy1 - "hey bob check out that creamy cookie!"

guy2 - "I would love to get a piece of that creamy cookie."

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

giving cookies

Louisiana slang for beating up a person.

"If that bitch don't stop that shit, I'll be giving cookies!"

by Bulldog1SH January 17, 2008

strange cookie

someone who doesn't masterbate frequently. This leads them to be emotionally stunted and immature.

Jason: "I don't masterbate at all really. He's an independent fellow"
Autumn: "You are a strange cookie"

by dylanthevillian13 April 3, 2016

Abortion Cookie

a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion

-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.

by Sultar July 19, 2011