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Chuck Norris 

The greatest Ass-kicking Kung-fu-fighting super-power man EVER! He can do anything!!!!!

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris by JmanXD October 23, 2009

chuck-muffin 

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)
"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"
chuck-muffin by Dominic June 4, 2004
i get a bit of chuckin' when i wank
chuckin' by wazzup in the hizzouse October 27, 2008

Chuck Mangione 

when your sexual partner is in the doggie-style position, and you place your right hand on the top of their ass (like holding a trumpet), and proceed to give your partner a rim job. when you come up for air, you have a poo-beard similar to Chuck Mangione's beard.
"man, i rimmed my girl out doggie style last night, and i got a chuck mangione."
Chuck Mangione by Jackson Faces October 18, 2012

Chucking 

Throwing game out at every chick you meet, no matter the place impeding others in the process. Usually involves the work place and is never successful. 99% of the time the female is not receptive to your game and rejects you. One who does this is known as a Chucker.
"Where is Clay right now, we have to get these reports in?" "Well, he is in the middle of chucking on Sloane from accounting in the break room, they will have to be late again."
Chucking by SEW666 August 23, 2014

fuck chuck 

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.
<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"
fuck chuck by ATLMK July 13, 2006