Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Chuck a stanger

To make a u turn under extream duress

Dude, you totally had too chuck a stanger to avoid that crazed Hooker.........

by Dildozermaniac October 5, 2015

NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife

you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"

by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022

burp chuck

When you only expected to burp, but you upchucked a little in your throat or mouth.

Grandy was laughing so hard while drinking a beer that he had a little burp chuck. He had to take three swiggs to wash the burn out of his throat.

by Agastley01 November 15, 2023

Corn Chuck

An idiot from the country.

Check out Corn Chuck over here! This mfka's as country as a chicken coup.

by Sinnisin13 August 6, 2023

Chucked

When you are almost certain of fantasy football victory by 99% probability then the one player your opp9nent has left beats you with a 30 or a 40 burger.

I got this shit.....About 60 football minutes later........FUUUUUUUUUCK I got Chucked

by Wordmkr2 October 3, 2022