The greatest Ass-kicking Kung-
fu-fighting super-power
man EVER! He can do
anything!!!!!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, adjective, pronoun, participle, and any other part of speech you can think of (and even ones you can't!)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more
money than you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:
35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
When Chuck Norris falls in
water, Chuck Norris doesn't get
wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not
butter.