Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Bu

Silly little cat. Usually grey or black. Must have a signature bu stache and fluffy white bæws.

This is a fantastic bu. They have such a fine bu stache.

by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

The 168 Bus

A long bleak depressing bus journey, not to mention the bus stinks of McDonald's food and loud rowdy passengers take this bus with the odd couple who make out in the back of the bus.

The seats are usually covered in gum and snots

A guy named Sebastian had to take this bus home after being ghosted by his lifelong friend Aimee

Paul: Are you catching the 168 bus?

Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm getting a taxi thank god

Sean: I'm getting the 168

Adeel: Ouch, good luck sean

by Unique philosopher December 26, 2024

Bus

Same thing as trucking, but with kids

Let's bus some kids in the School Bus

by PappaPacman February 14, 2018

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021

wrong bus

A fat looking orangutan that has a crush on Aimee’s dog, Penny. Someone who eats Santa’s cookies off the plate. Someone that noticed that our table is broken. A person that has an obsession with Alyssa’s broken vines. They are attracted to angry gorillas doing the WAP. Overall, they are very annoying people.

Wrong Bus is an orangutan.

by Ryan Sprang The Orangutang November 23, 2021

Premium Bus-Bus

When something is so unbelievably bussing that it is considered to be premium bus-bus

Those nerds gummy clusters were premium bus-bus

by porsche girl September 26, 2023