ham boner

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
by The Terminator November 12, 2005
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BoNeR BiTeR

Someone who bites, chomps, munches continuosly on a males cock. Therefore, leaving a ton of scars, bruises and even holes for that sake.
Also a person who bites on ones cock when is in the state of errection. In doing this the female (or male, :S) May
also intend to suck the males balls for that sake.
Mary is such a boner biter, when I saw Chads dick and balls in the changeroom I knew it was the work of her boner biting.
by PaUlY P February 04, 2004
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Boner Bill

Much like a Boner dollar or a Boner Buck but sounds a lot smoother, and rolls off the tongue easier!

When one adds a "B" and "R" to each side of the "ONE" on the back of a dollar bill. So it'll spell out the word, "BONER."

It is used commonly for the lulz.
Guy 1: "Oh shit, we are a little short on tip..."

Guy 2: "Don't look at me! This is my last boner bill!"

Guy 3: "Dude here," *Hands Guy 2 a sharpie* "Shut the fuck up and pitch in."
by Japzikan April 24, 2009
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boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.
Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.
by yeagabombz June 21, 2011
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500 boners

500 is the most you can have.
bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.
by Ese Y March 01, 2007
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Boner Limbo

The state in which a man does not have a full erection, but his penis is slightly harder than the norm. In this state, it is easy for the penis to become fully erect as a result of things that would not normally cause a boner, such as walking.
"Yo man, get your ass out of bed."
"Can't. I'm in boner limbo."
by NickPo November 03, 2009
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