Alabama Cookout

When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.

Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell so she has to shit and when she finally does using your dick to shove it back up her ass

Billy: dude did you smash Stacy last night?

Tom: yea but she had taco bell earlier that night so I had to gave her the ol' Alabama Push pop

by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016

alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.

She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.

by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016

alabama china

Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018