Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 18, 2022
what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.
Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.
by LunaBearRuns October 12, 2010
Charlie’s mum is a leng one
by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021
On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 21, 2021
Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.
by Semaj Snosrap September 25, 2020
Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
by MrsGiblets August 16, 2020