short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

short tall

Short tall means when you get both your parents height your mom being short and dad being tall

Im short tall my mom is short and dad is tall

by Lgh2 June 2, 2020

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.

"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"

by Xbexster October 10, 2025

earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.

Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.

by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021

c0c0 shorts

kid on youtube named santiago who makes random commentary videos inspired by v1nce, the coolest commentary channel on youtube

"why is c0c0 shorts so short?"

by c0c0_ April 23, 2022

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024