by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022
Get the Noahmug. That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch
Freind1: yo who’s online
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
by Cheez-them April 14, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. by I am nothing and no one October 27, 2020
Get the Noah banner boymug. Noah's are a big heart throb in your everyday life. If you are friends with one, you are extremely lucky! They are very smart and are super athletic. They might break your heart a few times, but they always come back and make up for it. Noah's are some of the most energetic people that you will ever meet. Many people take advantage of Noah's, but they know how to get through it. Noah's are strong and independent people. They are very noble people, and they will do anything for their friends. Anyone would be very lucky to be friends with a Noah!
by brandon_arreagaisbeautiful1233 June 6, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah has a gf!
person 1: “Omg did you see noah? he’s so hot!”
person 2: “nah cro noah has a gf”
person 1 “wait who?”
person 2 “rylee”
person 2: “nah cro noah has a gf”
person 1 “wait who?”
person 2 “rylee”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Get the Noahmug. Noah is really nice. Noah Gets many many girls. Noah is Alpha male. Noah is packing. He is good at sexy time.
Noah also has a big dick like Ted's massive´ shlong. Noah really will beat you up, Be very carefull.
Noah also has a big dick like Ted's massive´ shlong. Noah really will beat you up, Be very carefull.
by Noah, in latin class. November 15, 2020
Get the Noahmug.