Warm Milk

(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.

The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.

by KprettyfromChicagoCity January 17, 2012

milk mouth

it's where your friend is so ignorant, everything that comes out of his mouth is like mush, and or "bullshit"
this is not cureable, it's also another term for (permafry, idiot, douchebag, etc..)

milkmouth- hey man.
me- wassup?
milkmouth- so uh, uhm. uh, well. uh, yeah dude.
me- oh yes, you're definatly a milk mouth.

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

Brown Milk

A Brown Milk is where you take a tube a funnel and a carton of milk and you connect the funnel to the tube and stick it up your partners ass and pour the milk down the tubing and then drink it.

I had some Brown Milk with that bitch last night.

by darcque October 14, 2011

spilt milk

Some unimportant problem, as in the pharse "don't cry over split milk".

It's just split milk.

by Hysterical Woman June 01, 2004

Chocolate milk

When filling a glass with sperm and tit milk.Then shitting in the same glass and stir it with a male's penis and forcing a woman to suck on it. While the male chugs it down.

Nothing like Chocolate milk in the morning.

by Dick pierce September 26, 2010

Milk Drinker

A person who prescribes to chumpish behavior. Favorite activities include being vanilla, adding little value, thinking they add a lot of value. Love chivalry and being "just one of the guys" in the worst kind of way.

Check that kid sucking down 2%, classic milk drinker.

by nnkwfwef May 22, 2014

yak's milk

the milk of a yak. it is pink in colour.

what colour is yaks milk?

pink

by mattyatty July 05, 2005