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Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
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Get the Jacob barlow moment mug.Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
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