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5 gallon frosty

While getting head from someone, they have ice in their mouth and putting fingers up your ass. The number of fingers determines the gallons of the frosty. For example, 1 gallon frosty being one finger, a fist being the five gallon frosty.
I know a chick with petite hands that works at Wendy's that I'd like to give me a 5 gallon frosty.
by Vajageddon March 6, 2010
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World War 5

A World War so intense it skips over the other two
Oh no that’s the beauty of World War 5 Lois, it’s so intense it skips over the other two.
by Pickle Richard October 17, 2021
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MARCH 5 2021

The day people start minding their on god damn business!!
"Bro I saw you and Zach doing ..."
"Dude, shut up it's March 5 2021!"
by Safiya K March 4, 2021
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epic hi-5

to run and jump and hi-5 a person in the air.
Me and Tavian can't "epic hi-5."
by William from Madison April 9, 2009
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Gran Turismo 5

A highly publicized and widely anticipated release for the Playstation 3, that doesn't actually exist. It is a fable. The unicorn of the gaming industry.

It's newest release date is infinity.
Hey man, did you hear? Sony just announced the release date for Gran Turismo 5, we're going to pre-order it now.

Other guy says, you can pre-order it right here.

*snatches $60 from the fellows hand, pulls out a lighter, burns money*
by Delta Charlie May 11, 2010
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"the funny 5" syndrome

when someone sets out to make something "cool" or enhance something, when in reality their efforts make that thing terrible.

Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly.
He got a great design from a professional designer, but then he got "the funny 5" syndrome and started adding stuff and changes things. pretty soon it sucked hard
by rvakbyog June 16, 2008
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5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.
1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.
by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019
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