walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

that bugger stole my holden

used to refer to a person in a derogatory manner

That bugger stole my holden!

by Little bugger January 30, 2018

Toss my salad

Eat a pussy dry

Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad

by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018

flip my pizza

My uncle told me to flip his pizza. I have no clue what the fuck it means

"Go Flip my pizza boy" Anon's uncle exclaimed
"What the fuck?" Anon responded with confusion

by Vinneyhd May 4, 2018

Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 2, 2018

That Ran My Brain

1. Something so crazy/insane that you can’t even

2. Something that makes you think ; makes your brain work

1. Person 1- *sends meme of girl acting weird*

Person 2- “That ran my brain”

2. Person 1- *sends fun fact*
Person 2- “That ran my brain”

by randomsubs123 February 5, 2018

shakin’ in my gucci boots

An expression of extreme fear

“Are you ready for the orgasmicon”
*sylvester stillone gulped*
*kermit the frog stood shakin’ in his Gucci boots*

Shakin’ In my Gucci boots

by Ooey Gooey May 4, 2018